Summary: 2 cats witness the attempted seduction of Joseph by Potiphar’s wife.
Style: Light-hearted. Duration: 6min
Actors: 2M/F, 1F, 1M
Scripture reference: Genesis 39
Setting: an Egyptian bedroom
(enter Si and Abby. They jump on the bed)
Ooh, Egyptian cotton! You can’t beat it, Abby.
You’re not wrong there, Si.
(Si is clawing at the duvet)
Stop clawing at the duvet. There’s no need to plump it up. The way that new slave makes the beds is just perfect.
Purr-fect! Good one! I guess you could say, he’s the cat’s whiskers!
Abby (politely ignoring the jokes):
Just settle down. I could do with a good catnap.
(Abby curls up)
He is good, isn’t he?
The new slave. What’s his name?
Oh, yes. No wonder the master has promoted him so quickly. It won’t be long before he’s not making beds anymore. He’ll soon be too important to do all these menial tasks. I shouldn’t wonder if the master makes him…
Be quiet. I’m trying to sleep.
Oh, look, Abby. Here he is now. Abby? (Abby is asleep) Now, if you could just plump up that pillow over there by the window, I could curl up in the sun…
(enter Potiphar’s wife)
Uh oh. This could be interesting…
Joseph! What a surprise to find you here.
Just doing my job, ma’am.
Oh, leave it for a while. You work too hard. You must be tired. Come and lie down with me…
(She spreads herself on the bed, knocking off the cats)
Mia-OW! Si, what’s going on? I was having a lovely…
Shh. It’s the master’s wife… and Joseph.
Oh, not again!
(The cats crouch down out of the way)
No, ma’am. That would be wrong.
Oh, come on, Joseph. I know you want to really.
Believe me, ma’am. I really do not.
(Potiphar’s wife makes a lunge for Joseph. He evades her, but leaves his cloak in her hands. He runs off)
Potiphar’s wife (looking at the cloak and having an idea):
Guards! Guards! The Hebrew slave… he came in here and tried to take advantage of me… Guards!
(Potiphar’s wife exits)
Oh dear. That’s not good.
What do you mean? He did nothing wrong.
Yes, but whose word is going to be believed – the master’s wife or a slave?
Oh… good point. Who’s going to plump up our duvet now?
You’re right. I don’t think Joseph will be going anywhere near a duvet for a long time.
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