By Glenn A. Hascall
A commercial that indicates a prescription of No-Fret-ium may be just what the Great Physician ordered.
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# 1: Now you can finally relax. Introducing No-fret-ium! One simple treatment when needed provides unexpected freedom - you won't even be able to explain how good you feel.
Without No-fret-ium, you could see the lining of your esophagus erode like the banks of a crumbly canyon wall in springtime, you may find yourself irritable with others, you may be concerned about events that more than likely will never take place. You may feel as though the weight of the world is on your shoulders.
People around the globe are discovering the benefits of No-fret-ium. Giving up your right to worry provides more freedom than a half price sale at your favorite department store - not to mention a fairly functional esophagus in a dysfunctional world.
Ask the Great Physician if a prescription of No-fret-ium may be right for you.
# 2: (Speaks very fast) Regular use of No-fret-ium often results in significant weight loss, sudden unexpected growth of new hair in locations other than the ear and nose, regular use may also result in job opportunities in cities where the cost of living is lower than a ten cent gumball. Warning: Anything previously mentioned is simply frivolous banter and should not be heeded as fact. Void where prohibited by law. Jimmy Hoffa was a vegetarian. Pizza is best served hot except in college dorms.
# 1: No-fret-ium available at no cost at 1 Peter 5:7, Philippians 4:6 & 7 and other fine Scriptural locations.
Copyright 2005 by Glenn A. Hascall. Should you use this script would you be so kind as to let us know of its use? glenn.hascall<a>gmail.com