Anna Ė amateur actress
Tom - absorbed co-worker
Sue - gossipy co-worker
Tara Ė rumor loving co-worker
Jim - concerned co-worker
Anna: Tom, guess what!
Tom: (Distracted) What?
Anna: Remember that play I told you I was auditioning for? I got the part!
Anna: I get to play the leading lady! Itís very tragic. (Anna plays this to the hilt) I get a divorce from a verbally and physically abusive husband who ends up being obsessed with getting me back.
Tom: Thatís too bad.
Anna: He sends me cards that read, ďto my darling wife from your ever-loving husbandĒ. He sends me expensive gifts with the date of our wedding engraved on them. He invites me on romantic cruises. Of course, I donít go. Heís a real nut case!
Tom: Sounds like it.
Anna: Iíve got to go tell Mary Ann. See you later.
Sue: Hi, Tom. Have you seen Anna?
Tom: Yeah, she just left.
Sue: Did she say anything?
Tom: Yeah. She said she was getting a divorce.
Sue: A divorce! From Ricky?
Tom: Is that her husband?
Sue: Of course heís her husband. You were at the wedding, too.
Tom: Then I guess that must be whom sheís getting a divorce from.
Sue: But why would they be getting divorced? Theyíve only been married for five months!
Tom: (Still concentrating on his work) She said something about him being abusive and obsessive. He wants to get her on a cruise ship and push her overboard or something.
Sue: Youíre joking!
Tom: Iím just telling you what she said.
Sue: I canít believe this.
Tara: Canít believe what?
Sue: Anna and Ricky are getting a divorce.
Tara: You canít be serious.
Sue: Anna said that Ricky beats her and heís so jealous that she canít even walk out the door without his consent.
Tara: Ricky? That doesnít sound like him.
Sue: Thatís what I thought, but Anna was the one who said it so it must be true. He even tried to drown her by pushing her overboard from a cruise ship.
Tara: Oh my gosh! Heís so quiet and shy. I guess thatís the type you have to watch out for.
Sue: Iíve got to go and find her. She must be so upset. Did she seem really upset, Tom?
Tom: (Paying no attention) Who?
Sue: ANNA! Was she really upset?
Tom: I guess so. She practically RAN out of here.
Sue: Iíve got to find her. (Exits)
Jim: Who is she looking for?
Tara: Anna. Have you seen her?
Jim: No. Is anything wrong?
Tara: Yes, it sure is. Anna and Ricky are getting a divorce because he beats her, yells at her, and calls her names.
Tara: Not only that but the only time sheís allowed to leave the house is to come to work.
Jim: Thatís awful.
Tara: It sure is. Sheís a prisoner in her own home!
Jim: I canít blame her then for wanting a divorce.
Tara: Thatís not the worst part.
Jim: Itís not?
Tara: He tried to drown her when they were on a cruise ship for their honeymoon.
Jim: Are you serious?
Tara: I wouldnít kid you about something like that.
Anna: Something like what?
(Tara puts arms around Anna.)
Tara: Oh, Anna, Iím so sorry to hear about all the trouble.
Anna: All what trouble?
(Sue rushes in.)
Sue: Here you are, Anna! Iíve been looking all over for you. Oh, you poor thing!
Anna: Whatís going on? Why are you sorry for me?
Tara: Because you and Ricky are getting divorced.
Tara: Yes, and we know how he beats you.
Sue: And how he tried to drown you.
Anna: Are you crazy? Rickyís a wonderful husband.
Jim: He is?
Anna: Yes, he is and he doesnít beat me.
Jim: He doesnít?
Anna: No! And he certainly wouldnít try to drown me!
Sue: He wouldnít?
Anna: Of course not. Whatever gave you such ideas?
Sue: He did! (She points to Tom. All turn questioningly to him.)
Tom: (Finally pays full attention) What? What did I do?
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